3-Niti (part 3)

Previously ...

The cellphone started to vibrate in Pasha’s pocket. The boy thought that it could be spam from the cellphone operator with the offer how to spend money or it could be message from another spam writer. Till the last time when Pasha found possibility how to clean mail box from spam his cellphone couldn’t stop vibrating. 
The message was from forum, someone wrote him something. Pasha noticed for himself that the messages from forums usually haven’t any values. Their main purpose to force reader to visit the forum. His dad told him how  hypermarkets are organized. The way to the shopping space is only one and goods are placed in a such order that a customer have to pass the rows with expensive goods before he will reach the necessary counter. Moreover shelves are organized to find the needs of right handers, who are in majority. “It’s interesting, how are organized hypermarkets in America?” - thought Pasha. “According to the most of movies majority of the people there are left handers”. Pasha awoke the laptop, entered the forum and opened the message.



 - Hello! I dance and know many different styles, movements and poses. Tell me a little bit more why are you interested in dancing, and are you going to study seriously?

Pasha didn’t plan to dedicate himself to dances but he didn’t want to confess this to the girl. First he wanted her to meet him then she can decide if it’s serious or not. Pasha couldn’t find the girl’s telephone number in her profile that is why he wrote her a message and offered her to meet  where would be convenient for her. 

Pasha looked at his watch, it was half past ten, time to go to bed otherwise get up in the morning would be nightmare. “It’s interesting, what 3-NITI is going to do when everybody will go to bed?” - thought Pasha. He asked the robot about it. And the robot told such “a fairy tail for  a night” after which was hard to fall a sleep.
Pasha learnt everything about possibilities of the robot that were input in it, about interfaces that the robot used to connect to any devices and to control them. The only thing that limited 3-NITI's possibilities was its knowledge that is why supercomputer constantly collected information for 3-NITI from every available source and systematized and structured it. Supercomputer from the beginning was programmed in such way that its main purpose was to study Pasha’s desires and his family. 3-NITI was created as robot-keeper of a family. It had to be in constant contact with members of the family and to record their interests and aims. 3-NITI knew their personal secrets, kept the contacts’ addresses of  each member separately and even knew passwords to the e-mails and to other means of communication. And if Pasha’s acquaintance with the robot would be successful, 3-NITI will be a member of every family. Then people won't worry how to find needful information. They’ll have to announce your will to the robot and in some minutes it come true. After Pasha heard that information, 3-NITI became for him  the jinn from cartoon about Aladin. He decided to use that possibility and to enlarge the collection of porno in his computer…

Continued ...

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